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SUPERBOWL, D7, And other EPIC events!

Mon, 04 Feb 2008 12:13:19 GMT

QUOTE THIS:

1. That's a little of me rubbing off...Nope nevermind it's just family guy

2. You'll never know...You'll never stop asking why, but you'll never know

3. That's what you're doing...That's what that beep was....You little bastard~

4. Epic

5. Shane moving is BALLS....Just in case you were wondering...THAT'S BALLS!

6. BO BO what's the technical term for fireman?

7. That would be irresponsable

8. No it's fine I'll just spark myself against this pole

9. You can't call all 14 scenario's then say you were right when one eventually happens

10. THE AMERCIAN FOOTBALL WAR EFFORT 30min COMMERCIAL...so wrong!

LOST

Mon, 31 Dec 2007 12:31:39 GMT

Lost....

One best friend...

Last seen sipping wine in the Niagara region. Will come to "hey slut" when called! If found please feed her a straight vodka, wine, and beer diet.

Reward: One million good intentions gone bad!

He's BACK

Fri, 28 Sep 2007 12:39:03 GMT

Alright...

After a VERY prolonged love affair with facebook, the Brian Update is BACK!

Kids lock up your mothers...Seriously, they shouldn't be reading this!

QUOTE OF THE DAY:

Trev: Is it cold out
Bri: Yes
Trev: Should I wear a coat
Bri: That's a lil much, do you have a sweatshirt?
Trev: No
Bri: Here I have one *looks in his room, doesn't see punk sweatshirts*
Bri: Okay I have this one it's a lil preppy
Trev: You're so cute I have to wear it
Bri: Yeah I went in my room and I was like okay....I have no punk shit...dammit...we'll either Trev will be punk and cold or he'll be warm and Preppy...I dunno what' he'll choose

Bri: DOOD we're like Zack Morris and Slater

Trev: Oh man that one's goin on the quote board!

Anyone still on this?

Thu, 27 Sep 2007 09:05:16 GMT

So um? Is there a point to posting on here
Do people still check this?
TESTING 123

Woot

Love bri

TO ALL MY GIRLS OUT THERE!!!!

Sat, 14 Apr 2007 23:44:48 GMT

Find a guy, who calls you beautiful instead of hot.
Who calls you back when you hang up on him.
Who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead.
Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.
Who holds your hand in front of his friends.
Wait for the one who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you.

Wait for the one who turns to his friends and says, "...that's her."

We exist ya know!!!!

I'd say I'm sorry to disapoint you but I'm not!!!

Mon, 02 Apr 2007 23:27:04 GMT

I excel at not giving a shit....Experience has taught me that interest begets expectation and expectation begets disappointment...So the key to avoiding disappointment is to avoid interest.

a equals b equals c equals a or whatever...

I also don't have a lot of interest in being a good person or a bad person. From what I can tell either way you're screwed. Bad people are punished by society's law. While good people, are punished by murphy's law. So you see my dilemma......it's 10 shades of suck is what it is

And even tho I do my best to do VERY LITTLE...I've noticed that everyone else is still doing less.

WELCOME TO CORPORATE CANADA!!!!

Ever notice that during your career evaluation there are a lot of words thrown around? Words like destiny and fate, the word choice is never mentioned....and that's because you don't have one!!!!

So is this it? I this who I am? Will I forever be remembered as the guy with the cubicle outside the managers office or *that poor asshole with the cubicle...*well you get my point!

Okay so no the answer is no i don't want to be the biggest turd in the toilet bowl...but what can ya do? What indeed can one do?

too funnny

Sun, 01 Apr 2007 13:08:34 GMT

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHi-ZcvFV_0

YEP...

Wed, 07 Mar 2007 22:46:46 GMT

Well....you may have planned on becoming a man through sexual conquest. But perhaps an equally valid preparation for adulthood would be a night filled with disappointment and compromise

WONDERFUL

Fri, 02 Mar 2007 12:12:32 GMT

AHH I see the fuck up fairy is back....And it forgot to do the dishes!

A little Ronnie Day

Thu, 01 Mar 2007 13:06:33 GMT

She calls him early because she knows he'll be asleep
She leaves a message after the beep
She says she's better now but she's still incomplete
She's trying hard to make her voice sound soft and sweet

A couple hours pass until he picks up the phone
He wasn't ready for the shock he holds his breath now
He plays the message twice and then the
Dull tone reminds him that she's not around
It's a lonely sound...

He's got perspective, and she's got nothing left
And he wonders why he can't go on
He's singing:

Would she, could she been thinking of me all along?
And if faster, would she tell me the truth?
'Cause it's a long way down when your
Hopes are high as mountains
And I am worried that I'm falling for you

She's like an hourglass that never got the sand
She's hollow and transparent like an infant
He's a lonely boy but he still loves his life
He doesn't look to make a scene he looks to make right

He's got perspective, and she's got nothing left
And he wonders why he can't go on
He's singing:

Would she, could she been thinking of me all along?
And if faster, would she tell me the truth?
'Cause it's a long way down when your
Hopes are high as mountains
And I am worried that I'm falling for you

I'm holding out, I'm strong and I'm proud
And there's a new heart
I've got thinking on me
It's time you face yourself, take a look at this girl
And you'll see what I see

OH MY I feel so special that you hate us that much

Thu, 22 Feb 2007 01:57:45 GMT

First: Harry Potter

Second: Satanic Cult

Final stage of Doom: DEGENDERIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SOMEONE NEEDS TO PUT A STOP TO IT.....Quick quick rip down all thier flyers....paying no heed to the curious bystanders....

.......Did you really think we wouldn't find out who you were......SHAME!!!!!

OHHHH SOOOOOO FUNNNNNYYYYY

Oh yeah....see ya at the show!!!!

HA HA HA HA

THIS JUST IN......

Sat, 17 Feb 2007 11:44:30 GMT

If you knew what I knew you'd be laughing too!

To my Dearest Wife on Halmark Day!!!

Wed, 14 Feb 2007 19:56:04 GMT

My Darling Karen!

I promise to neglect and ignore you today like I do every other day.

Happy Halmark Darlin...I'll pick you up something at the gas station on the way home!

Love your Husband!

A what?... A drag show!!!!!

Sun, 11 Feb 2007 08:42:23 GMT

degenderit productions presents:

Hope everyone can make it out we have a super great show and have been working extra HARD to bring you the kinkiest show ever. Come watch your favourite drag king and burlesque stars turn up the heat.

Here is the lineup so far!!!!

Brian Bedside Manor
The Gun Street Girls
Elton Shlong
Kat.Ass.Trophy
Justin Zaas
Faux King Blowtorch
Renee-nay
Dru
Shade and Cavan
Rani Rhinestone
Miss Nestle Chocolate
Reese
Andrew
Taylor

Come donning your best fetish wear as we have some super great prizes including a best dressed and our getting to know you dinner prize!!!!

Can't wait to see you all
Cheers
Brian

Fri, 09 Feb 2007 11:45:45 GMT

There are some confessions that you can't even make to yourself...
yearnings....desires...that if you admitted to having....you'd have to stop being who you are...and the facade you've built so carefully would crumble..exposing to those around you what really makes you tick.

Truth is a powerful thing. It can right a wrong, or make a bad thing worse. But I guess, the truth is in the facts....AND IF THE FACTS DON'T FIT THE TRUTH...FUCK THE FACTS

TO ALL THE KIDS ON MTV

Thu, 08 Feb 2007 05:30:53 GMT

Way to represent...Good points....Great job! I was really impressed by all of you. Robin/Dee/Rider.....really really great job educating people on "her"story....Holden and Tyler, proud to have you represent for the boys! All the rest of you guys...way to show support!!!!

quoute this

Wed, 07 Feb 2007 13:40:50 GMT

A point of view can be a dangerous luxury when sustituted for insight and understanding...Marshall McLuhan

SHOW ME THE LOVE PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thu, 01 Feb 2007 06:53:41 GMT

Dearest Bri Bri,

You have a cute_________ .

You make me want to _________.

You should ____________.

Someday I will ask you ___________.

When I first met you ____________.

You + Me = ___________.

If I saw you now I'd __________________.

I would build a ____________ just for you.

I would get your name tattooed on __________.

If I could sing you any song it would be _____________.

We could ______________ under the stars.

Something I would like to tell you but am afraid to tell you in person is _____________.

My love for you is like _________________.

Love,
__________________

(P.S. _________________________.)

Welcome back slugger!

Tue, 30 Jan 2007 12:03:23 GMT

Yup.

Tue, 23 Jan 2007 07:24:51 GMT

1. I've come to realize that my last kiss - was just that...a last kiss

2. I am listening to – nothing.

3. I talk – To be heard

4. I love – My friends

5. I hate it when people – Think they're perfect.

6. Love is – 2 people....not one

7. Marriage is – Something a lot of my friends are doing!

9. Somewhere, someone is thinking – What should we do for DEGENDERIT?

10. I'll always be – funny

12. The last time I cried was because - I thought I meant more than that to someone

13. My cell phone – I feel anxious without it

14. When I wake up in the morning - I go on msn

15. Before I go to bed I - Read

16. Right now I am thinking about – Puppies *i like puppies*

17. Babies are – Cute, and a lot of work

18. I get on myspace – I don't

19. Today I – had a really good time with two wonderful people I love very much

20. Tonight I will – be at work

22. Tomorrow I will be - Sleeping, working and hopefully gettin a lil guantlette time with wic

23. I really want to be - With someone who is ready to love for the right reasons

24. Who is most likely to repost this - I dunno?

Sun, 21 Jan 2007 09:24:37 GMT

How could I have ever known that the words "I don't want to talk right now I'm dancing with my friends." Would cause so much shit.

.....I'm tapped out...

....Goin to play with Trucks.

Thinking

Thu, 18 Jan 2007 07:50:12 GMT

I've been thinking a lot lately about what it truely means to be satified....and why I never am.

I have the greatest friends in the world. People that love me beyond my flaws, in spite of my moods, and not only for my infinanate ability to entertain. They love me now. Who I am now. They believe in my future. When I fall they pick me up, brush me off, and set me out to discover myself again with encouragement and guidance. They let me make my mistakes, and stand by me when I do. They are my family, and I am proud to stand next to them every day.

I think about how truely lucky I am. Not only for my own potential, but for the gifted and wonderful people I surround myself with, and thier potential...I firmly believe we will leave a positive mark on this planet.

I am thankful for myself. My brain, my charisma, my ability to adapt and ajust. My love (tho often misunderstood) for people, art, and life. I'm not a bad guy. I honestly believe that.

Still, I want to find love. I want to know it and hold it and have it know and hold me. I
don't want to question it's loyalty. Don't want to suspect it ends with the shut, click, lock of my door, only to show up at another man's apartment later that day, week, month. I don't want it to be just better than being alone. I don't want it to be a thing to hold on to until true love comes along. I can't have it be for the selfish reasons of anothers temporary happiness. I deserve better.

I want a partnership. A friendship....a willingness to try....mostly that... a willingness to try. I'm tired of 3 months relationships...testing out the tranny boy, or seeing what we want beyond the sex. I'm tired of the hypocritical request for a comprimise that's never returned. I'm tired of flaws being pointed out, while a transparent attempt at perfection allows the flaws to be justified. I'm tired of fighting, and convincing another person instead of fighting and knowing together.

They say just be you and it will happen....and I am me....and I like me, more and more each day....and I'm not afraid to walk alone until I find what is right for me.

But sometimes...sometimes...I sit with my pen...writing utopic visons of a seemingly distant hope... and I wish with all my heart...I had someone to walk beside me, for some of the way.

I don't need forever....I just want at the very least....to be able to say....we tried.

This years love...David Grey

Mon, 15 Jan 2007 13:08:42 GMT

This years love had better last
Heaven knows it's high time
And I've been waiting on my own too long
But when you hold me like you do
It feels so right
I start to forget
How my heart gets torn
When that hurt gets thrown
Feeling like you can't go on

Turning circles when time again
It cuts like a knife oh yeah
If you love me got to know for sure
Cos it takes something more this time
Than sweet sweet lies
Before I open up my arms and fall
Losing all control
Every dream inside my soul
And when you kiss me
On that midnight street
Sweep me off my feet
Singing ain't this life so sweet

This years love had better last
This years love had better last

So whose to worry
If our hearts get torn
When that hurt gets thrown
Don't you know this life goes on
And won't you kiss me
On that midnight street
Sweep me off my feet
Singing ain't this life so sweet

This years love had better last
This years love had better last
This years love had better last
This years love had better last

Escape artist

Tue, 09 Jan 2007 12:42:36 GMT

When I first got into magic, it was an underground phenomenon
Now everybody's like pick a card, any card
If I shot my full load with the first hand I played
I'd be a monkey in a box hangin' with the David Blaines
I be swimmin' with the sharks, mouths full of razor blades
But I'm not, I got out of that game

Escape Artist

I talk 'til I'm red in my face with strain polyps
I'll rock 'til I'm out of my range then raise octaves
I play through the pain and remain conscience
Refraining from commenting on the lame compliments
And the petty criticisms from those who ain't accomplished
Even one fifths of some of this shit I made progress with
I'm leaving naysayers stumped like rain forests
After years of pullin' rabit ears out my pants pockets
I'm not revealin' any tricks of the trade
It's just there ain't no magic in the breakdown baby

In an effort to make 'em all see what I found in my life I decided to give 'em a look
None of 'em giving a glimpse trying to guess that I'm sitting in the middle of an unread book
Letters are falling apart
But the sentence descend on the word and the wording is permanent
Never been missed
If you were missed
What did you miss
Interpreted is
Falling and serving a sentence of solitary confinement
Result in the death sentence just filling my running assignment
I'm just wondering where my time went, it pulled a disappearing act
And every single assistant I ever had got sawed in half

You See I never payed attention
But I can't afford to laugh
'cause I'm lookin' for my break in an autograph for my CAST
but I'm short on staff so all I ask is volunteers in the crowd
show a little bit of audience participation now

When I say hip (what do I say?)
You, you say shut the fuck up we ain't sayin shit!!!
And I'll respect it
Check it,
In a flair for the dramatic exit
A fashionable entrance
Late to my own arraignment (Oh!)
The self-destructive things that I do for entertainment
My folks gave me this already broken heart as my pallet
While I was out honing my craft you was disowning your talent

I'm on the road reading Kerouac
It's poems versus better raps
I think to myself
What's worth remembering
Versus defending the size of my manhood or confessional canned goods

But none of this is getting told in confidence
I recognize the confidential records just to hold the listeners attention

I'm a veteran of spacial relationships
I clip ya wings to fit you in head shrinking magician
Shape-shifting reptilian turned body contortionist
Orphanages started offering torches to abortion clinics
I lost acquaintances
And a morgue of lady friends
I gender bent the heaven sent angelic devil boy with God's androgynous
I'm lookin' marvelous but looks can kill
YOU'RE unsure about my sexual orientations still
Put me in a special kind of case that only breaks if
You hit it with a bouquet of flowers and baby breath arrangement
The vault is vacant
They're all looking for fault or blame
I called my agent
The moment that I caught the train
I let him know, I'm going nowhere, he's invited
If he leaves tonight then he just might help me find it
But this is my burden to bare, not his
And I'm a psychic without a sidekick
Holding the future hostage
A loose cannon standing on the roof top with
A new respect and understanding of bartenders and locksmiths
They call me daredevil but I'm not precise enough
Unprofessional on an amateur level, I love my life too much

Escape Artist
I'm in two places at once

Escape Artist

I ain't slept in months

Escape Artist

I'm just trying to get away
Ain't no magic in the breakdown baby

Public service ANNouceMent

Sun, 07 Jan 2007 13:10:42 GMT

To any one *especially one* That I spoke to last night or had to put up with too drunk for life Brian...
I am sorry! I am NOT okay! clearly not okay and shots don't mix well
I'm taking a time out....I'll miss you all dearly!
AND I AM SORRY!! Not that that's any consolation now....