brianspeak

QUOTE THIS:

1. That's a little of me rubbing off...Nope nevermind it's just family guy

2. You'll never know...You'll never stop asking why, but you'll never know

3. That's what you're doing...That's what that beep was....You little bastard~

4. Epic

5. Shane moving is BALLS....Just in case you were wondering...THAT'S BALLS!

6. BO BO what's the technical term for fireman?

7. That would be irresponsable

8. No it's fine I'll just spark myself against this pole

9. You can't call all 14 scenario's then say you were right when one eventually happens

10. THE AMERCIAN FOOTBALL WAR EFFORT 30min COMMERCIAL...so wrong!

Lost....

One best friend...

Last seen sipping wine in the Niagara region. Will come to "hey slut" when called! If found please feed her a straight vodka, wine, and beer diet.

Reward: One million good intentions gone bad!

Alright...

After a VERY prolonged love affair with facebook, the Brian Update is BACK!

Kids lock up your mothers...Seriously, they shouldn't be reading this!

QUOTE OF THE DAY:

Trev: Is it cold out
Bri: Yes
Trev: Should I wear a coat
Bri: That's a lil much, do you have a sweatshirt?
Trev: No
Bri: Here I have one *looks in his room, doesn't see punk sweatshirts*
Bri: Okay I have this one it's a lil preppy
Trev: You're so cute I have to wear it
Bri: Yeah I went in my room and I was like okay....I have no punk shit...dammit...we'll either Trev will be punk and cold or he'll be warm and Preppy...I dunno what' he'll choose

Bri: DOOD we're like Zack Morris and Slater

Trev: Oh man that one's goin on the quote board!

So um? Is there a point to posting on here
Do people still check this?
TESTING 123

Woot

Love bri

Find a guy, who calls you beautiful instead of hot.
Who calls you back when you hang up on him.
Who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead.
Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.
Who holds your hand in front of his friends.
Wait for the one who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you.

Wait for the one who turns to his friends and says, "...that's her."



We exist ya know!!!!

I excel at not giving a shit....Experience has taught me that interest begets expectation and expectation begets disappointment...So the key to avoiding disappointment is to avoid interest.

a equals b equals c equals a or whatever...

I also don't have a lot of interest in being a good person or a bad person. From what I can tell either way you're screwed. Bad people are punished by society's law. While good people, are punished by murphy's law. So you see my dilemma......it's 10 shades of suck is what it is

And even tho I do my best to do VERY LITTLE...I've noticed that everyone else is still doing less.

WELCOME TO CORPORATE CANADA!!!!

Ever notice that during your career evaluation there are a lot of words thrown around? Words like destiny and fate, the word choice is never mentioned....and that's because you don't have one!!!!

So is this it? I this who I am? Will I forever be remembered as the guy with the cubicle outside the managers office or *that poor asshole with the cubicle...*well you get my point!

Okay so no the answer is no i don't want to be the biggest turd in the toilet bowl...but what can ya do? What indeed can one do?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHi-ZcvFV_0

Well....you may have planned on becoming a man through sexual conquest. But perhaps an equally valid preparation for adulthood would be a night filled with disappointment and compromise

AHH I see the fuck up fairy is back....And it forgot to do the dishes!

She calls him early because she knows he'll be asleep
She leaves a message after the beep
She says she's better now but she's still incomplete
She's trying hard to make her voice sound soft and sweet

A couple hours pass until he picks up the phone
He wasn't ready for the shock he holds his breath now
He plays the message twice and then the
Dull tone reminds him that she's not around
It's a lonely sound...

He's got perspective, and she's got nothing left
And he wonders why he can't go on
He's singing:

Would she, could she been thinking of me all along?
And if faster, would she tell me the truth?
'Cause it's a long way down when your
Hopes are high as mountains
And I am worried that I'm falling for you

She's like an hourglass that never got the sand
She's hollow and transparent like an infant
He's a lonely boy but he still loves his life
He doesn't look to make a scene he looks to make right

He's got perspective, and she's got nothing left
And he wonders why he can't go on
He's singing:

Would she, could she been thinking of me all along?
And if faster, would she tell me the truth?
'Cause it's a long way down when your
Hopes are high as mountains
And I am worried that I'm falling for you


I'm holding out, I'm strong and I'm proud
And there's a new heart
I've got thinking on me
It's time you face yourself, take a look at this girl
And you'll see what I see

First: Harry Potter

Second: Satanic Cult

Final stage of Doom: DEGENDERIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


SOMEONE NEEDS TO PUT A STOP TO IT.....Quick quick rip down all thier flyers....paying no heed to the curious bystanders....


.......Did you really think we wouldn't find out who you were......SHAME!!!!!


OHHHH SOOOOOO FUNNNNNYYYYY

Oh yeah....see ya at the show!!!!

HA HA HA HA

If you knew what I knew you'd be laughing too!

My Darling Karen!

I promise to neglect and ignore you today like I do every other day.

Happy Halmark Darlin...I'll pick you up something at the gas station on the way home!

Love your Husband!

degenderit productions presents:




Hope everyone can make it out we have a super great show and have been working extra HARD to bring you the kinkiest show ever. Come watch your favourite drag king and burlesque stars turn up the heat.

Here is the lineup so far!!!!

Brian Bedside Manor
The Gun Street Girls
Elton Shlong
Kat.Ass.Trophy
Justin Zaas
Faux King Blowtorch
Renee-nay
Dru
Shade and Cavan
Rani Rhinestone
Miss Nestle Chocolate
Reese
Andrew
Taylor

Come donning your best fetish wear as we have some super great prizes including a best dressed and our getting to know you dinner prize!!!!

Can't wait to see you all
Cheers
Brian

There are some confessions that you can't even make to yourself...
yearnings....desires...that if you admitted to having....you'd have to stop being who you are...and the facade you've built so carefully would crumble..exposing to those around you what really makes you tick.

Truth is a powerful thing. It can right a wrong, or make a bad thing worse. But I guess, the truth is in the facts....AND IF THE FACTS DON'T FIT THE TRUTH...FUCK THE FACTS

Way to represent...Good points....Great job! I was really impressed by all of you. Robin/Dee/Rider.....really really great job educating people on "her"story....Holden and Tyler, proud to have you represent for the boys! All the rest of you guys...way to show support!!!!

A point of view can be a dangerous luxury when sustituted for insight and understanding...Marshall McLuhan

Dearest Bri Bri,

You have a cute_________ .

You make me want to _________.

You should ____________.

Someday I will ask you ___________.

When I first met you ____________.

You + Me = ___________.

If I saw you now I'd __________________.

I would build a ____________ just for you.

I would get your name tattooed on __________.

If I could sing you any song it would be _____________.

We could ______________ under the stars.

Something I would like to tell you but am afraid to tell you in person is _____________.

My love for you is like _________________.

Love,
__________________

(P.S. _________________________.)

Yup.

1. I've come to realize that my last kiss - was just that...a last kiss

2. I am listening to – nothing.

3. I talk – To be heard

4. I love – My friends

5. I hate it when people – Think they're perfect.

6. Love is – 2 people....not one

7. Marriage is – Something a lot of my friends are doing!

9. Somewhere, someone is thinking – What should we do for DEGENDERIT?

10. I'll always be – funny

12. The last time I cried was because - I thought I meant more than that to someone

13. My cell phone – I feel anxious without it

14. When I wake up in the morning - I go on msn

15. Before I go to bed I - Read

16. Right now I am thinking about – Puppies *i like puppies*

17. Babies are – Cute, and a lot of work

18. I get on myspace – I don't

19. Today I – had a really good time with two wonderful people I love very much

20. Tonight I will – be at work

22. Tomorrow I will be - Sleeping, working and hopefully gettin a lil guantlette time with wic

23. I really want to be - With someone who is ready to love for the right reasons

24. Who is most likely to repost this - I dunno?